5 months ago
Merry Christmas!
| Mom: | If you were going to kill someone, what weapon would you choose? |
| Me: | A dull knife. |
| Dad: | Why a dull knife? |
| Me: | You want to really mess someone up and make it painful? Use a dull knife. Sure, it's going to take a bit more effort, but it isn't going to cut. It's going to rip. It'll be painful, and if they survive the healing process will be a lot more difficult and painful. A dull knife expresses more anger than a sharp knife. A sharp knife is kind of the nice guy murdering tool, but if I'm going to kill someone I'm going to assume that I have finally snapped so I'd go for something painful and vicious. |
| Mom: | We've raised a potential serial killer. |
| Dad: | I don't know about you, but I'm proud of the amount of thought that went into that. |
Um leitor vive mil vidas antes de morrer. O homem que nunca lê vive apenas uma.
— Desconhecido. (via amigodoacaso)
it is now december 21st in japan
right now in the heart of tokyo, magical girls, swordsmen, street gangs, the yakuza, attractive teenagers with superpowers and giant robots have all teamed up to save the world
