|Mom:||If you were going to kill someone, what weapon would you choose?|
|Me:||A dull knife.|
|Dad:||Why a dull knife?|
|Me:||You want to really mess someone up and make it painful? Use a dull knife. Sure, it's going to take a bit more effort, but it isn't going to cut. It's going to rip. It'll be painful, and if they survive the healing process will be a lot more difficult and painful. A dull knife expresses more anger than a sharp knife. A sharp knife is kind of the nice guy murdering tool, but if I'm going to kill someone I'm going to assume that I have finally snapped so I'd go for something painful and vicious.|
|Mom:||We've raised a potential serial killer.|
|Dad:||I don't know about you, but I'm proud of the amount of thought that went into that.|
Férias + Horário de verão = Além de não saber em que dia da semana eu estou ainda tenho que descobrir se ainda é tarde ou já é noite.
Um leitor vive mil vidas antes de morrer. O homem que nunca lê vive apenas uma.— Desconhecido. (via amigodoacaso)